Hahahahaha…. uhhhhhhhhh…. Jesus.
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I never thought I would have an opinion on this matter but…
TEAM JAILBAIT BEASTIALITY JACOB
I just finished watching all episodes of Summer Heights High. It is so delightfully offensive. Chris Lilley is amazing, holy shit.
If you ever want to know what high school is like without actually going, Summer Heights High is fairly accurate… (sadly).
Man, these would make for the GREATEST DEXTER FINALE PARTY EVER!
Or, you know, Halloween.
Sweet, now who wants to have a Christmas party with me? (Probably no one.)
“ Well, my music was different when I was in high school… I was singing about love, you know, things I don’t care about anymore.
Lady GaGa, on the Jay Leno Show
“ Not a big fan of that term: love-making - making love. I prefer boning, stuffing, stupping, banging, porking, boffing - anything, take your pick, just not love-making.
Hank Moody
R2-D2 easter egg in Star Trek (J.J. Abrams, 2009) at about 47:39.
(Look outside the ship on the left-hand side)
It wasn’t Photoshop’d after all! Yet… still unsatisfactory. It should have been a naked Chris Pine or Zachary Quinto floating out there. Or maybe just a big penis. Don’t worry. I can fix this.
Where’s my bread pan? あ、パンだ？！ by TARO-TARO (via @SourRing). The recipe has also been translated to English, and can be found @craft.
Okay guys, so do you want Oreo truffles or panda bread for Christmas?
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